Sunday, March 18, 2012

Mitt Romney is ready for you now

                             



 ROMNEY HAS A  SURE CURE
IF YOUR SICK



PLEASE UNDRESS FOR ME




  ROMNEY'S Medical Assistance Program
Guidelines, Rules and Regulations 




  


Are you pregnant? Feeling sick? Have a fever? Itching from a rash? Swelling of various body parts? The Republican Party wants to be your Doctor. This is the place to get your state ordered Gardisil shots and mandated counseling  pre-abortion ultrasounds inside your VAGINA.

For all appointments, emergencies and after hours, your Republican Doctors aka your GOP Governors, Congressmen, Congresswomen and Senators are always on call. Click below on the link for all their contact numbers.

Call asap as we have been inundated with appointments as we are closing all Planned Parenthood offices and most independent and Democratic private practice physicians have either quit or have been incarcerated as they refused to lie to their patients and follow our AGENDA informing patients that an abortion would cause breast cancer.

When you go to your appointment please bring with you: photo id, birth certificate, second proof of citizenship, blood type, stool sample, if you are an employer of illegal aliens, proof of any pre-existing medical conditions, if you don't have insurance, validate that you are able to pay for all ultrasounds that are ordered, do you have any allergies (to Democrats), documentation as to why you are taking birth control, and proof of any relationship to or know of any Democrats and definitive proof that you are a heterosexual.

1. We will only see patients that speak English - no interpreters, no
exceptions.
2. We only accept American currency (cash) for payment - no credit cards, no checks or money orders.
3. We do not accept medicare, medicaid or any other state insurance as The Republicans have already eliminated them.
4. ALL  patients are required to sign a pledge of allegiance to America and to DOCTOR ROMNEY and The Republican Party.
5. If you have a yeast infection or any other vaginal discharge please do NOT make an appointment as we won't see you, just take "over the counter" meds as that is still available without insurance and hope for the best. GOOD LUCK !
6. If you need birth control pills take an aspirin and hold between your legs.
7. We will only see people that are rich and/or can afford medical care or those with private, exorbitantly expensive insurance.
8. DOCTOR ROMNEY demands payment prior and also if medication is needed make sure you bring a sh*t load of cash.
9. If you cannot afford to see DOCTOR ROMNEY we will pray for you in schools as we have had that reinstated and hope for the best if we have any time to spare.
10. We will lie to you and tell you that an abortion will cause breast cancer.
11. We will withhold all information and lie to you that might cause you to seek an abortion.
12. You can not sue DOCTOR ROMNEY for malpractice should you or your child have health issues after not having an abortion.
13. We definitely do not believe in the Hippocratic oath only our own which we make up as we go along.





Patients will be seen in the following order:
1. Obscenely wealthy patients will always been seen first.
2. Right wing conservatives next.
3. Independents, Atheist's and non Mormons patients will make your wait time longer as the DOCTOR ROMNEY will question everything in your life, your families life, your parents life, your religion, your prior illness if you have any, and sign and notarize  your allegiance to him same as Grover Norquist has done to The Republicans, NOW WE KNOW WHO'S IN CONTROL..
4. Welfare if it still exists recipients, the elderly, the poor and the unemployed will have an extremely long wait.
5. Democrats will never be seen.






DON'T BE A VICTIM - DON'T LET THE REPUBLICANS MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU - TAKE BACK CONTROL OF YOUR BODY AND YOUR LIFE






" REPUBLICANS  STAY AWAY FROM MY BODY AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE "






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 RED ALERT WARNING !!!
THIS IS NOT TO BE MEANT AS A JOKE, IT IS FOR REAL...
MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT YOU WILL BE ON DOCTOR ROMNEY'S LIFE SUPPORT PROGRAM !










Small print
 Romney has the right to pull you off life support anytime he feels like it. It really depends on cranky he is that day.
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AUG 14, 2012 **** JUST RELEASED **** FROM FOX NEWS...QUOTE.....

"A note of Interest to make you feel more comfortable and secure...Gover Norquist and Karl Rove will assist in all surgeries including Heart and Abortions. Feel better now, not to worry they have weeks of ON the job training "




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FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW FOR ALL DR. REPUBLICANS GOVERNORS, SENATORS, CONGRESSMEN AND CONGRESSWOMEN - CALL THEM OR EMAIL THEM TODAY, TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY AND CONTINUE  UNTIL YOUR RIGHTS AS A WOMAN ARE TREATED WITH THE SAME DIGNITY AND RESPECT AS MEN TREAT THEMSELVES.


 DR. REPUBLICANS CONTACT NUMBERS  http://harveyedwards.blogspot.com/2012/03/dr-republican.html





The Republican Party
"My way or the highway"


VOTE 


 AS YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.



THE REAL ROAD TO RECOVERY




 RE-ELECT OBAMA!
2012



GOD BLESS AMERICA






SUPPORT PLANNED PARENTHOOD
I DO AND SO SHOULD YOU !





A LIFE OR DEATH  reminder.... MITT ROMNEY WILL DE- FUND


AMERICA







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